Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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