he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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