he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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