Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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