do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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