After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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