Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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