Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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