you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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