This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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