Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
