What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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