i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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