Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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