she was so not down for the gang bang
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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