I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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