I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize