I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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