Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish i was in the wii world.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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