Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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