he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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