Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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