Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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