i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I had to cum in my sink.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
