Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
