I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
