I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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