i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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