ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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