he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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