like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
