Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
