This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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