Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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