Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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