Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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