It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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