took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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