Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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