I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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