I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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