Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
