I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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