O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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