He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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