did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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