i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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