I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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