is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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