it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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