Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
