She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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