worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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