I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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