bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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