Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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