Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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